What He Said...: So here's my speech to Twilight actors and hoes: →


Rob, you crazy demented antelope, I’ve been here for you since way back when I called you Edward Patterson because of your silly, random-as-fuck humor in interviews. Keep on derping on and follow these words of wisdom: You may have to give some shits and damns sometimes but NEVER ever in your…

You vile women. Grow the Fuck up!